romulusthread: MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING
i was called on in english to read, i had an anxiety attack and was shaking for 30 minutes after, i hate school.
twerkingdead: *looks in a mirror* you again
zombikki: veganasfuck: how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. this is the best joke ever
multipack: mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous
amoying: the bags under my eyes are so heavy because they carry the weight of all my dead hopes and dreams
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anakisa: this girl telling me not to eat my cake because i don’t want my thighs to touch they won’t be touching with your man between them
does anyone else have like a favorite bra that you wear all the time and having to put it in the wash is the most painful thing ever because you love it so much
royalteens: i swear i’d dress better but i’m poor and fat